The Deep Of Winter CD
from $20.00

“The Deep Of Winter” is a compilation album featuring seasonal favorites along with a few other toasty old songs to keep you warm and cozy on a long winter’s night. Grab your Gramophone Blanket and an Old & Boring Mug of hot cocoa for optimal listening. Cheers!

Track List:

1. Carol of The Bells

2. I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas 

3. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 

4. Mele Kalikimaka (feat. The American Sirens)

5. All I Want For Christmas Is You (Full Version 2026)

6. You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch

7. Blue Christmas

8. O Come O Come Emmanuel 

9. Auld Lang Syne 

10. Hallelujah

11. Till Then

*Signed Copies will be autographed by Geoff, but at this time we are not personalizing the CDs. You CAN purchase a selection of autographed photos that he will personalize. Thanks!

Please Note: Recently many international packages have been subject to extra duties and taxes in some countries. We handle all of the shipping costs possible, but customs may still charge international customers an additional fee to retrieve your package. We apologize for this inconvenience.

The Requiem Of Antiquities CD
from $20.00

“The Requiem Of Antiquities” is a compilation of my spookiest and most terrifying tracks in one CD. If you’d like a SIGNED copy, just select that option before you add the album to your cart. Track list below!

  1. The Headless Horseman

  2. Monster Mash

  3. Jack’s Lament

  4. Trust In Me (remastered)

  5. Ghost Riders In The Sky

  6. Friends On The Other Side (remastered)

  7. Grim Grinning Ghosts

  8. The Loch Ness Monster (remastered)

  9. I Put A Spell On You (2026 Full Version)

  10. Further On Up The Road (2026 Full Version)

*Signed Copies will be autographed by Geoff, but at this time we are not personalizing the CDs. You CAN purchase a selection of autographed photos that he will personalize. Thanks!

Please Note: Recently many international packages have been subject to extra duties and taxes in some countries. We handle all of the shipping costs possible, but customs may still charge international customers an additional fee to retrieve your package. We apologize for this inconvenience.

LATEST NEWS

Dusty Old Songs CD Dusty Old Songs CD Dusty Old Songs CD
Quick View
Dusty Old Songs CD
from $20.00

“Dusty Old Songs” is a CD (yes they still make those) filled with musical songs performed by me. Some of my dustiest and oldiest creations are on this album, so If you’ve been wanting a chance to own a physical copy of the music you watch on YouTube, now is your chance. ALSO, If you’d like a SIGNED copy, just select that option before you add the album to your cart. Track listing below!

  1. 16 Tons

  2. Big Bad John

  3. Folsom Prison Blues

  4. Ain’t No Sunshine

  5. Man of Constant Sorrow

  6. Way Down

  7. Big Iron

  8. House of the Rising Sun

  9. Shenandoah

  10. You Don’t Mess Around With Jim

  11. The Sound of Silence

  12. Ghost Riders in the Sky

  13. Take Me Home, Country Roads

*Signed Copies will be autographed by Geoff, but at this time we are not personalizing the CDs. You CAN purchase autographed photos that he will personalize. Thanks!

Please Note: Recently many international packages have been subject to extra duties and taxes in some countries. We handle all of the shipping costs possible, but customs may still charge international customers an additional fee to retrieve your package. We apologize for this inconvenience.

Infinite Gramophone Unisex Hoodie
from $38.00

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt
Quick View
Ho Ho Low Sweatshirt
from $36.00
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Very Bassy

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!